Selasa, 28 September 2010

Proud to be Human

this is my small drama..

Dwida Septanaima Kumalasiwi (09) as Annabella

Iqbal Muftiasa (16) as Supriono

Permata Salsabila (20) as Isabella

A long time ago, in the far far away land, there was a nice, silent, and smart wizard. His name was Supriono..

Supriono : (Studying) “Hmm..this book is so hard to understand.”

When he was studying, he saw a couple of human. The look like they were in love.

Supriono : “Human..how fun to be one of them. They can feel love. Ooh I wanna be one of them! I’m jealous. I want to feel love too.”

After Supriono saw them, he walked away. On the way back to the Wizard Land, he found a brochure. There were four words on the brochure. “Be A Human Contest”

Supriono : “Subhanallah. When it will be? I have to join this! This competition gives me a chance to be a human..”

Supriono went home to tell everybody about this competition.

Supriono : “Hey! I have a brochure!”

Annabella : (putting make up) What brochure? A fashion show?

Supriono : “No. It’s a competition brochure. The one who win will be a human and able to feel love!”

Isabella : “what?? Impossible! Where did you find it?”

Supriono : “on my way from the human land.”

Isabella : “Oh God! I have to join it!”

Annabella : “By the way, when is the competition?”

Supriono : “I’m not sure, but I guess it will be soon.”

Isabella : “wait! I found another brochure! Hmm..”

Supriono : (read the brochure). It’s tommorow.

Annabella : “hah! The competition is tommorow. I have to be ready! I’m sure the judges will see me. Because I’m beautiful and talented. Whoa I’ve already been a winner!!”

Isabella : “Hah? You? Hahaha!! That’s so not true! Look at you. You have a horse face! I’m more beautiful than you. Unfortunately, the one who deserve to be a winner is.....me!”

Annabella : “I’m gonna win!!”

Isabella : “I am!!”

Supriono : (walks away) well I guess the game is on!

While they were fighting, Supriono prepared him self for the competition tomorrow.

Supriono : “I must learn to not lean my self on my wound! Use mind!

Supriono learned to use his brain, while Annabella and Isabella were busy to put a lot of make up to make them look pretty.

In the morning..

Annabella : “what are they? Do they join the competition? Uugh look at their style! They just will be servants if they win. So, seems like I’m the winner!

Supriono : “Don’t judge them from their cover, sist.”

Isabella : “Whoa! Stop! What are you..eh I mean who are you? Sad to be you, huh? Have a towel face. Hahaha!”

Supriono : “Don’t be arrogant..”

Annabella : “hey pillow face! You come?”

Isabella : “Of course horse face! Let’s bet! Whoever lose, she has to kiss the winner’s foot! Are you brave enough to bet?

Annabella : “Ck! That’s just what you got? Hah! I know you can do nothing without your wound!”

The competition finally begins, and the first competition is..”Open the top of bottle using no wound!”

Isabella : “Hmm. How to upen this bottle? I don’t get it. Ahh I know it!! Bottleoa Openopa! Yes! It’s open!

Supriono : “Hey spell is forbidden!”

Annabella : “Yeah! You’re right towel face! You are disqualified! Hahah! Get ready to kiss my foot!

Isabella : “okay! But we have to see what you got first. I know you got nothing on me!”

Annabella : “That’s so not true. I’m not silly like you are. See? Watch this! Uugh I can’t. It’s soooo hard. Ughh.. (broke the bottle) yes!! I can open this bottle! Wohooo I win!!

Supriono : “That’s what you call open? You’re breaking the bottle!

Isabella : “Hahahahahahah!!! I love the way you open the bottle! I really do! where did you learn it? Ahahaha!! I love you!!

Annabella : “You do?”

Isabella : “Of course not! That’s a total lie! Look at you! You are breaking the bottle, not open the bottle! Haha! Kiss my foot kiss my foot kiss my foot!”

Annabella : “silly you! You failed too!”

Isabella : “Hmm..unfortunately, your right! Come on watch this stupid towel face in action!”

Supriono : “It’s easy guys. Last night I found something that can open this bottle! Taraaaa!”

Annabella : “Hmm? What is that? Is that a food?

Isabella : “Stupid! It’s a handphone, isn’t it?”

Supriono : “No! It’s a thing that can open this bottle. But I don’t know the name.”

Annabella : “Ahahaha! Silly silly silly!”

Isabella : “Shut up! You are as silly as I am!”

Annabella : “What ever. I’m still the smartest one.”

Isabella : “Trust me, you’re not!”

Supriono : “Hey everybody! I will open this bottle without using a wound!”

Supriono opened the bottle with his thing. And, the bottle is finally opened!!

Annabella : “Hah? I’m not dreaming right?? He can’t win! He’s not smart at all!”

Isabella : “Ooh I can’t believe it! How could he?”

The last competition is floating on the water!

Annabella : “I hate water.”

Isabella : “Me too.”

Supriono : “hmm..I hope I can do this.”

Isabella : “Okay! I’m ready! But, how can I float on the water? (think hard). Hmm...I know! Hong sema hong seyi..flitoata!”

Isabella is flying on the water.

Supriono : “I’ve said spell is forbidden!”

Annabella : “Hahahaha! Isabella is an idiot, towel face! She can’t remember what you just said.”

Isabella : “What were you saying??!”

Annabella : “which one? Isabella is an idiot or she can’t remember what you just said?”

Sopriono : “Isabella is an idiot.”

Annabella : “That’s true, right?”

Isabella : “Ugh.”

Supriono : “You’re on, Annabella!”

Annabella : “Watch and learn!”

Annabella jump to the water. She tried to float, but she can’t. She is sinking!

Isabella : “Annabella can’t swim! Hahaha!! I’m the winner!”

Supriono : “Don’t be arrogant, Isabella. You failed too.”

Isabella : “What’s your problem, towel face?”

Supriono : “Nothing, I just wanna tell you that an arrogancy gives you nothing.”

Annabella : “Shut up towel face!”

Isabella : “Whoa! Look at you, horse face! Your make up is faded!”

Annabella : “Shut your mouth up!”

Supriono : “Well, I’m on.”

Supriono can float. He used the float buoy that he found last night. And he win the competition!

Supriono : “What? I win? How can I? I think the other competitors are so much better!”

Annabella : “You’re still an idiot.”

Isabella : “Yeah. You are the best and the smartest here!”

Annabella : “I hate to say this..but I think you deserve to be a winner.”

Supriono : “Thank you, guys. See? Arrogancy gives you nothing.”

Isabella : “Hmm..you’re right.”

Annabella : “So, you would leave this land? And go to human land?”

Supriono : “Of course. But we can meet everyday, right?”

Isabella : “I don’t wanna meet you again, FYI!”

Supriono : “ Wait, do you remember your agreement?”

Annabella : “What agreement? I don’t think we have an agreement.”

Isabella : “I think so.”

Suprianto : “The one who lose will kiss the winner’s foot. Remember?”

Isabella : “So? I still don’t get it.”

Suprianto : “I’m the winner. So...”

Annabella : “No!! Hell no!! You think we have to kiss your foot!! Uggghh..”

Supriono : “You may not kiss my foot. But, you can kiss my ass!”

Isabella : “Argh! It’s disgusting!!”

Supriono : “Come on, girls. Foot or ass, huh?”

Annabella and Isabella : “NOOOOOO!!!”

waddaya think, guys??

Senin, 27 September 2010

One of My Best Days

haduh..udah lama nggak ngepost ya? maklum banyak tugas dan PR. gila udah kelas 9 malah tugas semakin banyak! kayaknya harus check up ke RSJ deh. mulai stres nih. *apadeh

nah nah nah. sekarang uda pada masuk kan? iya dong. hari gini masih libur? ah nggak afdol! #abaikan.
oke, kali ini aku mau cerita tentang salah satu hari terseru dan ternarsisku. gini nih ceritanya...

kamis kemarin, tanggal 23 September 2010, aku, Ifa, Riri, Anya, dan Monica ada jadwal les di Ganesha Operation *promosi*. masuknya jam setengah tiga. padahal kita pulang sekolah jam setengah dua. berarti istirahat buat makan dll cuma bentar banget kan? makanya, kita cepet-cepet pilih tempat makan. tau nggak gimana cara milihnya?? kita suit!!! apadeh gaje abis. mana diliatin sama adek kelas, lagi.

ternyata, yang menang Riri. Riri pegang KFC, otomatis kita makan di KFC!! itung-itung ini pajak ultah dari aku deh. dan meluncurlah kita ke KFC!! yuhuuuuu!!
sampai di KFC, langsung deh pesen makanan! kita pesen dada, nasi, sama mocca float/strawberry/shooter. haduh lezat banget sumpah!

berhubung kita makannya bareng-bareng dan kita nggak bisa diem, jadi deh kita makannya lamaaaa banget. jam dua lebih itu baru selesai. gila. dan karena kita juga lagi males les, akhirnya kita sepakat untuk..........BOLOS LES (JAM PERTAMA)!!!!
selesai makan, kita foto-foto gitu deh. biasa lah narsisnya keluar. foto kita hebooooh banget, kecuali si datar Monica. ampun deh disuruh aneh-aneh nggak bisa! *peace mon*

ada kejadian seru nih. waktu ifa lagi ke toilet, sifat jail kita keluar. kita ngumpet. tau nggak ngumpet di mana?? TOILET COWOK!! ampuuuuuun kita kenapa sih ya sukanya aneh-aneh? pas di toilet gila sumpek banget! iya lah, orang tolietnya sempit gitu diisi orang-orang jumbo kayak kita. mana kita ketar-ketir lagi. soalnya ada bapak-bapak kayaknya mau pipis gitu deh. gila aja kalo bapak-bapaknya masuk, terus liat kita..doeng! apa kata dunia? entar pasti jadi berita besar-besaran di koran. "Empat Siswi SMP Tertangkap Basah di Toilet Cowok" ato kalo nggak "Empat Siswi SMP Berniat Mengintip Cowok di Toilet!" hadeh nggak bisa bayangin deh.
yah akhirnya, karena Ifa nggak nyari kita (dia keliatan cuek. udah tau kali ya?) kita keluar deh. pengap banget sih di dalam!! oh iya di dalem kita nyempetin ngerekam semua aktivitas kita. adududududuh..

abis itu, kita nambah makanan, terus berangkat les deh! aaaaah finally les juga *apadeh.

nah ini nih beberapa foto kita di KFC.

wahahaha..seru nggak? biasa aja? boleh deh dibilang biasa aja. soalnya menurutku juga biasa aja. cuma ya karena ada Monica, Ifa, Riri, dan Anya yang bikin seru!! assssoooy!!

cheers,

Dwida :*